duminică, 17 august 2008

Chuck Norris jokes ( made by my fool mind that had the idea to joke about chuck norris)


1) First rule in Chuck Norris jokes : never joke about Chuck Norris!
2) Chuck Norris nu se face praf, praful se face Chuck Norris
3) Chuck Norris nu e mort, mortul e Chuck Norris
4) Chuck Norris nu are SIDA, SIDA are Chuck Norris
5) Chuck Norris nu se roaga la Dumnezeu, Dumnezeu se roaga la Chuck Norris
6) De cate ori Chuck Norris se uita in oglinda, incepe si plange tipand : "Nu! Nu Chuck Norris!"
7) Chuck Norris hates money. That's why all the presidents from dollars are dead.
8) Chuck Norris is better than sex : he makes you go to sleep faster
9) Chuck Norris hates rock & roll. That's why rock & roll is dead
10) Chuck Norris 's momma did not give birth to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris gave birth to his mom
11) Water doesn't freeze at low temperature, it's just Chuck Norris that pulls out his gun and screames : "Freeze!"
12) Chuck Norris n-are stramosi Si-a taiat arborele genealogic sa isi faca focul intr-un film despre supravietuire
13) Eve did not eat the apple influenced by the snake . It was just Chuck Norris that told her : "Eat it bitch!"
14) Chuck Norris doesn't dream, dreams have nightmares with Chuck Norris
15) When somebody annoises you just say : "Shut the fuck up or i'l chucknorrise you!"
16) Chuck Norris went to Converse , smashed the front door with a round house kick and said : "It's against the law to use my name without my permission. You'll have to watch all my movies now!"
17) Chuck Norris goes to a graveyard, pulls out his gun and says : "You're six feet under arrest!"

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